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#1. If your lover betrays you, what will you do?
I will castrate him and sun dry his dick till it shrinks like a dried shrimp and sell it off as a dildo, which of course, no lady will buy because it’s too small. And there goes his pride towards his manhood.
#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To finally be stick thin, have smaller bones so I can be petite in size, have a flawless complexion, be fair and get rid of my dark eye circles and eye bags.
#3. What will your dream wedding be like?
Vera Wang gown, Jimmy Choo shoes, lots of ribbons and lace and lots of flowers in some posh hotel, loads of bridesmaids dressed in romantic short gowns, tier upon tier of wedding cake. And because it’ll be so glamorous, guests will feel pressurized to give a bigger angbao. So there will be hell loads of angbaos which can cover the costs with surplus left to go anywhere in the world for honeymoon.
#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Not at all. I’m staying home to be a tai tai. AND POSSIBLY BE VERY BORED.
#5. Whats your ideal lover like?
Funny, witty, intellectual, smart, selfless, sensitive, decisive. NOT BORING and must dare to dream with me. Most importantly, matured enough to guide me emotionally.
#6. What is the most important thing in your life?
My parents, my friends, Loewe, Gucci, Burberry, Furla, Prada, Ferragammo, Louis Vuitton, Coach, Kate Spade, Miu Miu etc etc, money, my hair, cosmetics, skincare products, very nice clothes, very nice shoes, music, ice cream.
#7. What are you afraid to lose now?
My parents, and my youth. I don’t want them to grow old, it pains. I don’t want to grow old because I don’t want to be all wrinkly and ugly.
#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I will hack into his girlfriend’s email and then, send him a breakup email and be there for him and console him and then, he’ll find what a nice person I am and he will be into me. YES! Mission accomplished!
#9. Do you find it necessary for you to have a bf/gf?
Pfft. I’ve been single for almost two years and I’m happy. Boyfriends are not accessories to wear. Besides that, I can go buy a vibrator anytime.
#10. What is this one requirement you need from your bf/gf?
Bring me to my favourite ice cream parlour when I’m not feeling good inside. TEEHEEHEE. I’m five years old this year and ice cream makes me happy!
#11. What is this one thing you can’t stand in a guy/girl?
I don’t like people who think highly of themselves. An example would be, when I see chio bus, I will look at them because they very pretty. Then they act cool because they know I am staring at them out of admiration. Then I won’t like them anymore.
I also don’t like people who are selfish. They are normally self-centered, inconsiderate, insensitive and tactless. TSK.
#12. How many children do you wish to have?
Two. One boy, one girl. Boy’s older than girl by about two or three years so when my daughter cannot find a boyfriend, her brother can introduce his friends to her.
#13. What is something you cannot live without?
Makeup, tampons (this is probably until 50), hair conditioner.
#14. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
At 34 years old, I should have saved enough to join Mariefrance Bodyline and not be fat finally. I will also probably be doing botox every week to act young.
#15. Who are currently the most important people to you?
My parents. And the lecturers in school who mark my assignments and exams.
#16. What do you see in a guy/girl?
An awesome sense of humour and wit.
#17. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I can’t decide. I want to be rich and be married. Money keeps me sane, and love keeps me insane.
#18. What is the first thing you do every morning?
Scratch my armpit and smell my hands after scratching. Then, dig my nose to check for nose shit. Then, without brushing teeth and washing my hands with the nose shit probably stuck in my nails, I’ll eat my breakfast using bare hands.
#19. Would you confess if you have feelings for someone?
Yes. I don’t want to miss any beautiful memory I may have, those what-could-have-beens. And it’s the 21st century. So, why not?
#20. Would you give your all in a relationship?
Absolutely. I’ll try my very best to be his perfection, if I love him that is.
#21. Do you believe in love forever?
Yes. But have to go through alot of short term loves before we get that forever love.
#22. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
No more than a second. If I love the person, it means I am or was together with him, yes? So, if he loves me, he won’t make me wait and if he makes me wait, it just means he doesn’t love me. I have to walk away. Waiting is gaining his sympathy and using my sincerity to touch him. His love won’t return, so I won’t wait. Men aren’t women. Possibility of reciprocated love due to sympathy and being touched by sincerity is low.
#23. What would you do if someone tries to go after your bf/gf?
I’ll probably use her as a threat if he tries to annoy me, if he doesn’t have the hots for her that is. Everytime he annoys me, I’ll say “you continue annoying me and I’ll call ‘whoever whoever’ to tell her you’ve agreed to be with her.” VERY FUN!
#24. What type of friends do you like?
Must be chio so I can drool at them instead of sourcing for chio bus to drool at when I’m out.
#25. Will you patch up with your ex-bf/gf?
What? MY EX? YOU.HAVE.GOT.TO.BE.KIDDING.
I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING MYSELF MAN!
I cannot concentrate on my work and I’m feeling very bored instead. I’m sick of doing my assignment. I’ve been trying to do research the whole day but to no avail. I’m so annoyed and pissed at myself now.
I saw a pen mark on my Furla bag and I’m even more pissed now.
I want to go shopping yesterday and now. Because Gucci was having 50% off selected items only for yesterday. Then Kate Spade has many nice items on sale but I’m very broke. And I need more clothes because I have nothing to wear anymore and it’s the GSS.
I want to lose weight but I keep eating. How?
I can’t concentrate on my work anymore. Should have agreed when friends asked me out just now. Shit. Next time, I cannot try and act to be all studious because my act and attempt will fail damn miserably.
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you’re funny. Totally agree with point 1. Castrate and sun dry the bugger’s weener.
” At 34 years old, I should have saved enough to join Mariefrance Bodyline and not be fat finally. I will also probably be doing botox every week to act young. ” You need to start young else the fat cells would be hard to manage. Just like their spokeswoman Christy Chung
Comment by justagal October 25, 2010 @ 3:40 pm